Dear So and So – the one with the clever tween….

Dear Miss Frugal,

I gave birth to you and have spent the last 12 and a half years living with you so please understand that I know you.  I know when you’re up to something and I know that you don’t spend almost two hours tidying and cleaning your bedroom without some sort of ulterior motive.

Yours suspiciously, Mam.

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Dear Purse,

Please help me.

If for any reason I give in to whatever Miss Frugal is after, I need you to stop me from parting with our money.  Just pretend your zip is jammed or hide the money among the three million recipients that are currently clogging you up.

Yours desperately, Me

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Dear Mr Frugal,

In future, if your daughter asks for a reward for tidying her bedroom – Just Say No!

Or, send her my way and I’ll put her straight.

Love from your angry wife

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Dear Miss Frugal,

Clever, very clever.

You win this time!

Yours admiringly, Mam

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I’m linking up with Dear So and So over with Michelle from Mummy from the Heart

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