Dear Blogger
I’ve thought long and hard about this and I really don’t know how to say this to you but…. I’m leaving you.
We really can’t be together anymore – It’s just not working out for me and to be perfectly honest, I’ve found someone else, someone who I think I can have a long and satisfying relationship with.
Please don’t me too upset, there’s plenty of other bloggers out there for you.
It’s not me, it’s you.
Yours excitedly
The blogger about to move to WordPress
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Dear WordPress
I’ve finally done it, after months of deliberating and agonising I have taken the plunge and ended it with Blogger. I finally understand that you and I are destined to be together.
I hope we will be very happy together.
Your lovingly
Your new blogger
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Dear Technorati
You and I have a strange relationship don’t we? You accept my claim with no problems at all and let me get all smug when everyone else experiences problem after problem with you and then all of a sudden you just reduce my score to a big fat zero for a few days.
I’m glad you saw fit to increase it again and I hope that you will assist me in making my transfer to WordPress go smoothly.
Yours hopefully
A very nervous blogger
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Dear Friends on Twitter
Please be ready for the twenty million questions I will be asking over the next few days. I believe the politically correct term for me would be technically challenged so I have a feeling that this whole changing to WordPress idea may be too much for my technical skills to take.
Lots of love
@frugalfamily
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Dear Google Friend Connect
Would you like to explain to me why you will not display your little boxy thing on my blog? I like to see the smiley faces of all my followers and I really don’t know why you’ve decided I can’t! It’s not fair and if you don’t work in the next ten minutes I’ll cry and stamp my feet.
Yours hopefully
A very stressed blogger
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Dear Feedburner
Why must you confuse me so much, all I want to do is to redirect my old subscribers to my new feed with you…. In this day and age how can this be so difficult?
Kind Regards
A very frustrated blogger
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Dear Glass of Wine
As ever, I will meet you in the kitchen at 8pm, I have a feeling that I will need you more than ever in the next few days.
Love from your best friend x x
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