Dear Mr Frugal,
Please understand that I am unwell.
This means that you are more than welcome to cook tea tonight and the way I feel right now, yes, Supernoodles and fish fingers are perfectly acceptable although it would make me feel much better if you could at least attempt to add some sort of vegetable to their plates.
What is not acceptable is telling Master Frugal to just ‘forget’ his homework book rather than doing his homework tonight. I agree that fresh air is important but that, and his bike, will still be there in half an hour when he’s learned all about fractions and decimals.
Thank you for your understanding,
You poorly wife *cough*
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Dear Master Frugal,
Please do your homework before you go out to play.
Love you,
Mum
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Dear Miss Frugal,
Whilst I am happy to allow you to use your own pocket money to buy whatever you want to buy (within reason) I am not convinced that you need to spend £10 on five packs of chewing gum. I realise that this is SPECIAL chewing gum from America and it tastes like cupcakes but I’d be much happier if you just ate a bloody cupcake than spend that much on chewing gum that tastes like one.
Have you not seen the title of this blog?
Yours frugally,
Mum
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Dear Master Frugal,
No. I do not have a clue how to work out the decimal percentage of a fraction.
Google is your friend.
Yours stupidly,
Mum
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Dear Camera,
I feel like I’ve been cheating on you with my iPhone.
I can’t remember the last time I held you but I’m always happiest when I have you in my hands so I’m going to dust you off so we can spend some quality time together this week.
Just don’t tell my iPhone, OK?
Yours exitedly,
Me
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Dear Master Frugal,
This is impossible!
Even Google is struggling with it. Get yourself out to play and I’ll spend the next hour teaching myself to do it so I can explain it to you in a way that you’ll understand.
It’s not like I’m ill and had anything else planned!
Yours frustratedly,
Mum
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Dear Lemsip, Kindle and Bed,
Please be prepared for an early date as I’ll be with you sooner than expected this evening.
Just as soon as finish this stupid homework!
Yours in anticipation,
Me
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I’m linking up to #DearSoAndSo with the lovely Michelle this week.
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