Interesting Conversations….

Amazing Talents….

Miss Frugal: Mam, I can do something super special.

Me: Can you Darling, that’s nice *turns back to watching the lovely Dermot O Leary on the X Factor*

Miss Frugal: Maaaaam, Shall I show you?

Me: If you must 😉 *waits to witness this amazing new talent*

Miss Frugal: I can lick my armpit!

A Geography Lesson….

Master Frugal: Mammy, why would anyone want to live in Wales when it’s so disgusting?

Me: I’m sure it’s a very nice place to live.  Anyway, you’ve never been to Wales so how would you know it’s disgusting?

Master Frugal: Because it’s wet and slimy.

Me: Well it’s usually wet here but not sure about it being slimy.  Why would it be slimy.

Master Frugal: Because everyone’s stomach is slimy!

Me: WHAT! Where exactly do you think Wales is.

Master Frugal: Wales is them big sharks that live in the sea – who would want to love in one of them.

Me:  Mr Frugal, I need wine – lots of wine!

A Pink and Fluffy Chat

Miss Frugal (whilst getting in to bed with me at 6am): Mammy, Mammy…. Wake up.

Me: Ughgtyterhjgfjkdgbsjkgf

Miss Frugal:  I’ve been thinking.

Me: Go think some more then

Miss Frugal: I know we haven’t always got lots of money but I think we’re the luckiest family in the world.

Materialistic – Not My Children

Me:  If I go part time at work, we’ll have less money.  Would you rather have more mummy and less money or more money and less mummy?

Kids: Money!