Smug Daddy…..

Why is it that everything seems to go silent just seconds before your child comes out with a corker like the one Miss Frugal came out with this afternoon at the shop?

How many inches is yours Daddy – it’s quite a big one isn’t it?

You can imagine the snorts and sniggers around us and the good news obviously got round the shop quite quickly because an older lady with a bald patch and a bit of a beard winked at him on the way out

 (It’s not as bad as it sounds, we were in the bike aisle looking at bikes and she was referring to the size of his bike!)