This has got to the best quote ever from Master Frugal to his sister:Have my ears got bigger or has your mouth just got louder? … [Read more...]
What you can’t buy on Ebay….
I've just had one of those moments, you know the ones where you just want the floor to open up and swallow you up! Picture the scene, we've just bumped into one of my work colleagues in Morrisons, I'm looking like you do after the end of a long day and she's looking as glamorous as if she's just done her make up. My children are running wild around the aisles leading her little (perfectly dressed) daughter astray by encouraging her to do the same. Perfect work colleague mentioned that she's just picked up a bargain someone or other designer dress for her little girl and I was just saying … [Read more...]
Smug Daddy…..
Why is it that everything seems to go silent just seconds before your child comes out with a corker like the one Miss Frugal came out with this afternoon at the shop? How many inches is yours Daddy - it's quite a big one isn't it? You can imagine the snorts and sniggers around us and the good news obviously got round the shop quite quickly because an older lady with a bald patch and a bit of a beard winked at him on the way out ;-) (It's not as bad as it sounds, we were in the bike aisle looking at bikes and she was referring to the size of his bike!) … [Read more...]
I know how babies are made….
Master Frugal: I know how babies are made mam. Me: Do you? Master Frugal: Yes, the Daddy falls in love with Mammy when they go to bed and then he puts a baby in her tummy. Me (breathing a sign of relief that the S word wasn't mentioned): Aaaw Miss Frugal (from the next room): Yeah but they've got to have sex first though you know! … [Read more...]
